I guess “going to the bathroom” is a euphamism in itself.
I’ve heard
- using the ‘room’
- answering the call of nature
- talking to a man about a horse
- painting the porcelain
- checking the plumbing
- continuing the water cycle
any others you’ve heard?

I just had an inspection on a home I’m under agreement to purchase and I’m overwelmed! The top 13 rows of brick on the chimney are shot along with the lining in the 2 flues. The roof shingles are on the brink of failure and the rafters can’t be vented because the cathedral ceiling is insulated without baffles. the sills and window frames are rotted, the bottom 2′ of board and batten siding is seriously rotted, we will need to move the electric meter to access some of the rotted siding, one toilet moves, one leaky heat pipe, bottom of garage door is rotten. We also need gutters. My time frame is narrow so any experience/advice on price would be appreciated. Thank you

I just had an inspection on a home I’m under agreement to purchase and I’m overwelmed! The top 13 rows of brick on the chimney are shot along with the lining in the 2 flues. The roof shingles are on the brink of failure and the rafters can’t be vented because the cathedral ceiling is insulated without baffles. the sills and window frames are rotted, the bottom 2′ of board and batten siding is seriously rotted, we will need to move the electric meter to access some of the rotted siding, one toilet moves, one leaky heat pipe, bottom of garage door is rotten. We also need gutters. My time frame is narrow so any experience/advice on price would be appreciated. Thank you