What if the sperm cell of your pops that got to you dear old mum missed and the next closest one of a differing chromosome made into the old lady’s plumbing?
Ever wonder what you would look like, act like, dream about achieving?
I’m not talking about a sex change type situation where you are unhappy with how you came out so save the jokes — unless they are funny.

Questions spark McCain flip on illegals
Schlafly program trains volunteers to pin candidates down on issues
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Posted: March 22, 2007
1:00 a.m. Eastern
By Jerome R. Corsi
© 2007 WorldNetDaily.com
Phyllis Schlafly
Sen. John McCain’s new attention to, and possibly new position on, illegal immigration is being credited to a grassroots program implemented by Phyllis Schlafly, who is training Eagle Forum leaders how to question presidential candidates on key national issues.
McCain has expressed surprise by the intensity of immigration questions he has received in Iowa at town hall meetings and as his campaign bus, named the “Straight Talk Express,” has toured the state.
It’s because of Eagle Forum’s work, Schlafly told WND.
“The town meetings that presidential candidates visit this year give grassroots Americans the opportunity to ask follow-up questions so the candidates can’t evade and obfuscate their views on vital issues,” Schlafly said. “We want to know what presidential candidates plan to do about the problems we care about.”
Schlafly has published a detailed list of questions she is encouraging Eagle Forum leaders to ask presidential candidates as they tour primary states seeking votes.
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Schlafly’s list includes 22 hard-hitting immigration questions designed to deny presidential candidates the luxury of hiding under answers crafted by political wordsmiths.
Among the questions are the following:
Do you consider it a presidential duty to prevent illegal entry into our country?
Will you use whatever means necessary to close our borders to illegal aliens and illegal drugs, including electronic fences and National Guard troops?
Since most illegal drugs come across our southern border, will you require visual inspection of the contents of at least 50 percent of trucks coming across our border (instead of just 1 percent to 2 percent)?
What is your plan to stop the entry of 85 percent of illegal drugs that come over our southern border?
Will you pardon the two Border Patrol agents who stopped an illegal alien from bringing in a million dollars worth of illegal drugs, and now face 11- and 12-year sentences while the drug smuggler was given immunity from prosecution?
Last year, the Senate passed the Secure Fence Act 80-19, the House passed it 283-138, and we saw President Bush on television signing it into law. Now we are told the fence will never be built. Do you intend to obey the Secure Fence Act and order a fence built on our southern border?
Will you veto any plan to put illegal aliens on a path to citizenship without going home and getting in line for lawful immigration?
Will you veto any plan to put illegal aliens into our Social Security system under the State Department plan called “totalization”? That would bankrupt the system just when baby boomers are retiring.
In the 109th Congress, McCain co-sponsored with Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-Mass, S.2611, a “comprehensive immigration reform” bill supported by the Bush administration that included provisions calling for “guest workers” and a “pathway to citizenship.”
But after facing intensive questioning in Iowa about immigration issues, McCain is widely reported to be considering a change in his position, requiring illegal immigrants to return home before applying for citizenship, suggesting a compromise measure similar to that proposed by Rep. Mike Pence, R-Ind.
“The national media were generally favorable to the Kennedy-McCain bill last year, as well as to McCain himself,” Schlafly explained to WND, “so before the Iowa meetings, McCain only had to respond to softball questions.”
Eagle Forum in Iowa made sure that situation for McCain changed.
“What McCain probably has not realized,” Schlafly told WND, “is that Eagle Forum has made sure that the grassroots are well informed about immigration and other issues. It may be a surprise to presidential candidates like McCain, but the Eagle Forum grassroots are not going to accept the typical politicians’ platitudes.”
WND asked Schlafly if she thought the questioning from Eagle Forum leaders was the reason McCain appears to have shifted his immigration position.
“Yes,” she responded, “because I doubt McCain has been asked these specific questions. The specific questions force the candidates to face up to the issues in a practical and meaningful way.”
“Schlafly also noted that Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kan., also was startled by the tough line of questioning he faced in Iowa about immigration. “After 30 minutes, Brownback pleaded for questions about something other than immigration,” Schlafly told WND.
In the 109th Congress, Brownback added his name as a co-sponsor to S.2611, the “comprehensive immigration reform” bill advanced in the Senate by Kennedy.
WND asked Schlafly if the Eagle Forum leaders intended to ask her question list to both Democratic and Republican candidates.
Of course, she said.
“All Republican and Democratic Party candidates for president should answer the Eagle Forum questions,” Schlafly told WND. “That’s why I published the list. We have a right to know what the candidates plan to do if elected.”
The Eagle Forum list of questions for presidential candidates includes a variety of policy issues besides immigration – including “supremacist judges legislating from the bench,” North American integration under the Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America, jobs and the economy, as well as “respect for life.”

My roommate and I just moved out of our house after cleaning every nook and corner of the home we had been renting. When doing a final inspection, the landlady asked for our mailing addresses to send us our security deposits.
Over a month later, after calling to inquire about our checks, the landlady said the terms of our lease stated that our deposits were nonrefundable. As students, I can not imagine not knowing that our $1200 deposit was nonrefundable. We have NO memory of our deposits being nonrefundable, but no longer have our original copies to reference.
We just received our checks in the mail and got 400 of the 1200 back. She also sent us copies of the lease, circling on page 2 that the deposits were nonrefundable. I feel like we are being screwed, because I have no memory of her ever saying that the deposits were nonrefundable and have no memory of reading it in the lease, but do not have my old one. So, the only thing I can think of is that of the three page lease, which is not a issued one but homemade, was not signed on the first and second page, the second page being the one that says the lease was not refundable. Nowhere does it say by where we signed that by signing, we understand the entire lease. Part of me thinks she just inserted the ‘non’ so we could not get our deposit back, but if that was true, she would have to be counting on us not having our own copies, which we don’t.
Is the lease still valid if we did not sign the second page. It could have been added in at any time.
Thank you.

Help! I’m working on a homework assignment, and trying to make a huge list of different resources that I then have to categorize. I have a few places that carry thinks like tubs, sinks, that sort of thing.. what would you classify this as in a list? I keep wanting to call it “plumbing” but that’s not right, plumbing is the actual “works” that attach it.. and “fixtures” isn’t right either, because that’s the faucets and such. I can’t think of the right word!

After being a very over-protective at-home mom for over 2 years, our family situation has changed and I must go back to work full time. I hadn’t planned on returning to work until my child was school-aged and I’m quite upset about leaving her in daycare. Will she be okay, will she like it, will she wonder where I am all day, will she cry for me etc. etc.?
I did tons of research and even called the dept. of our local government who handles the inspections of the local daycares. We’ve chosen an excellent center…they have gotten great inspection reports, offer a hot breakfast for the kids daily, have small class sizes etc. The owner is a former elementary education teacher and special education teacher and seems to be very particular about what teachers she hires at the center. They said I can come by any time while my daughter is there. My daughter will be 2 1/2 when she starts this Aug. She’s NEVER been away from me. We’re going for a couple days in July so she’s familiar.

I want to know how many panels, the cost, where to get them, and how to install solar electricity just for my hot water heater. Thanks

Think John’s campaign has turned into a real comedy performance - be a real tongue hanger with allot of wink and blink from Palin, love watching Sarah - no use for her political views but do enjoy her performances.
Of course Lieberman would have to be there to give John his lines and correct facts. Joe the Plumber could do some unlicensed Plumbing - don’t think any of the Saturday Night players would be needed especially if a guest appearance by Dick & W and all the wonderful slap stick they could offer.
What do you think - Yahooo-ers?

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Think John’s campaign has turned into a real comedy performance - be a real tongue hanger with allot of wink and blink from Palin, love watching Sarah - no use for her political views but do enjoy her performances.
Of course Lieberman would have to be there to give John his lines and correct facts. Joe the Plumber could do some unlicensed Plumbing - don’t think any of the Saturday Night players would be needed especially if a guest appearance by Dick & W and all the wonderful slap stick they could offer.
What do you think - Yahooo-ers?